May 2013
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
larrysshowersthatarebritish:
[majestically tap dances away from your awful opinion]
foxyblogger:
when teachers just won’t stop giving you homework
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
inbox:
inbox:
I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE
scraggay:
i want to unfollow this really shitty blog but the unfollow button isnt there?????
help????????
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
myreligioniskindness:
explosion2:
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
A++ recovery
don’t encourage him
urbancatfitters:
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“get off the computer”
petit-ouji:
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
perrys:
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
trillow:
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Watchdootzy:
this video will make your day better
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
bird-on-a-leash:
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
lynzave:
If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
