i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be
(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you
well well well we meet again
when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
when i say peeka you say boo
peeka
chu
shut the fuck up
(Source: engineerings)
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
hey now
ur a rockstar
get your
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics